Major Stefan Cook, who volunteered for duty in Afghanistan and then sued to get out of it because he says President Obama is not a U.S. citizen, asks a federal judge to order his former civilian employer to re-hire him.
Cook says the Department of Defense pressured the defense contractor he worked for to fire him.
And the actual suit is comic gold. Also.
"Plaintiff seeks to avoid not only court-martial in this country, but also treatment as a war-criminal or terrorist, not eligible even for protection under the Geneva Convention , if he were found to be a merely mercenary soldier in a private army of slaves 'owned' or controlled by an unconstitutional and therefore illegal commander, if he does not ask the question, 'is this order legal?'"
WOLVERINES!